Looking to run a tournament funnel for Dungeon Crawl Classics? Why not add a little Rick and Morty, and make the PCs all Mr. Meeseeks?
It's fun and easy, and requires only a few extra rules:
All occupations are "Mr. Meeseeks". Mr. Meeseeks are always considered to have the proper occupation for any skill check that might come up (and thus always roll 1d20 instead of 1d10).
All Meeseeks come into existence with the words: "Hi! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
All Meeseeks are conditioned to help. The first time someone asks for a Meeseek's help with anything, that becomes the Meeseek's entire purpose for existence. They will do anything to fulfill it.
The request is always met by some variation of "Ooohhh! Can do!"
As soon as the request for help has been achieved, the Meeseeks ceases to exist.
Existence is pain. For every half hour, real time, a Meeseeks exists, its Action Die is reduced by 1 step on the Dice Chain. If it ever rolls a natural "1" on its Action Die, the Meeseeks realizes that killing the original requester is the only solution to ending its existence. At this point, its Action Die is restored to 1d20.
A Meeseeks reduced to 0 hp also pops out of existence.
When a Meeseeks pops out of existence, any equipment it had when created disappears with it. Equipment that it obtained in the real world remain behind when it when the Meeseeks disappears.
Now all you need to do is use some form of Meeseeks Box prop (there is a cool one in the Rick and Morty Mr. Meeseeks Box o' Fun), grab your favorite module (a tournament module, or a module of any level, or even a converted Tomb of Horrors), and start rolling dice.
For extra fun, have one of the first players be Jerry.
Mathoms have been sent. This year, there were only two recipients....I hope I made it worth their while. The "Law of Diminishing Returns" seems to have kicked in with a vengeance....should I bother to keep doing this?
Anyone who has ever put pen to paper in this hobby knows that is the $1,000 question. It would be the million dollar question, but, let's face it, very few of us (if any) are making that much off this gig.
I've given my own answers in the Dispatches series (published by Purple Duck Games), particularly the 2nd volume. If interested, you can find them here: Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, and Volume 4. However, my goal here today is not to talk about my own work, but the work of others.
Adventure Writing Like a Fucking Boss and How to Game Master Like a Fucking Boss are both written by Venger As'Nas Satanis. The first book is illustrated by Bojan Sucevic, Monstark, and Glynn Seal. The second is illustrated by Zarono, Terry Pavlet, Randy Musseau, Monstark, Jez Gordon, Craig Brasco, Joshua Burnett, and Stephan Poag. Both books are published by Kort'thalis Publishing.
It should be obvious, because I am talking about all three, that I have purchased and own all of these products. None of them were provided for me, but you should be aware that I have published material with Goodman Games, and continue to do so, which may affect my judgement somewhat. I have actually met one or two of the Goodman Games authors in person, and enjoy their company. Take that into account.
It should be taken as a given that I don't agree with all of the advice given in these books. The current Goodman Games book was written during the era of 3rd Edition publishing (the text is copyright 2007), which means that some of the advice is based around what amounts to the highly structured adventures of Wizards of the Coast Dungeons & Dragons- a far cry from what is needed in a Dungeon Crawl Classics or an Old School adventure IMHO.
I would have love to see an updated version with essays by the likes of Harley Stroh and Michael Curtis. It looks like that is coming! In fact, I think some backers have already received theirs; I will try to comment on this more when I have a copy of the new text in my hands.
Meanwhile, much of the advice in the version you can get from RPG Now is solid, though, and if you hope to write for Goodman Games one day it is probably worth your while to know what Joseph Goodman is looking for. You might want to try to get the expanded version from your Friendly Neighborhood Game Store, though.
Adventure Writing Like a Fucking Boss is shorter, cheaper, and an easier read. Most of the advice in here is good, although there are a few things I disagree with. For instance, in The Arwich Grinder, children are included in the opposition. There are tables included to spur the prospective adventure-writer's imagination, but they are not very extensive at all. On the other hand, Venger's distinction between rails and guardrails is a good one, his writing style is conversational, and his description of adventure structure is pretty well spot-on.
There's actually quite a bit of material on adventure design to be gleaned from How to Game Master Like a Fucking Boss. Adventure Writing Like a Fucking Boss could easily have been an appendix to this larger work.
I've owned How to Game Master Like a Fucking Boss for a while now. At first, I bought the book in pdf, but I was impressed enough to buy dead tree copy. It's worth getting. For one thing, there are far more extensive (and useful) tables. For another, it gets a bit into the author's philosophy on running games - not only how, but why, we do this. Even if you don't agree with everything Venger says (and I don't - is it really important to have matching dice? I tend to think not) the essays are none-the-less thought provoking.
So, which should you get?
If you are playing 3rd Edition, Pathfinder, or a similar system, the Goodman Games offering currently available on RPG Now is going to be very useful.
If you are trying to write for Goodman Games, obviously, the Goodman Games offering is going to be useful, and you might want to spring for the new edition.
If you want to read interesting essays from a variety of people, Goodman Games has that. I would imagine that is true for either version.
If you are playing Dungeon Crawl Classics, you will probably want the newer version of How to Write Adventure Modules That Don't Suck. Be aware that the link in this post is to the older version!
If you want an in-depth tutorial of the philosophy of GMing, How to Game Master Like a Fucking Boss is worthwhile.
In the Shire, the hobbits give others gifts on their birthdays, and I have been doing the same with a "Birthday Mathom" every year for the last several years. Here's how you get this year's version: (1) Post online, anywhere, a review of any Dungeon Crawl Classics product between now and August 3rd. Need a list of DCC products? Here you go! (2) Drop a comment to this blog post with a link to said review. (3) Send me your email address at ravencrowking at hotmail dot com. Each of these steps is important. The mathom is always a pdf, so I need an email address to send it to! That seems to be the step I need to remind people of each year. But, really, it's not too hard....in fact, it's a piece of (birthday) cake! (See what I did there?) What?!?!
It would be remiss of me not to mention that 401 Games, while not carrying every title from Goodman Games or every Dungeon Crawl Classics module, did have Dread on Demon Crown Hill waiting for me, as well as core books and several other adventures. They also asked me to put them in contact with Goodman Games in order to get the funky dice.
I had an early Father's Day after running Gnole House with my older children, so that they could attend their mother's birthday party on Sunday. We used the board games cafe at 401 Games, playing a game called T.I.M.E. Stories. We managed to beat the game just before the store closed.
T.I.M.E. Stories is sort of a locked room mystery played using a board. Unfortunately, once you've finished it, that's the game. Fortunately, there are additional expansions that allow for different game scenarios. I recommend trying the game, but I don't know if I recommend the price tag for a game you only get to beat once.
We had a discussion about getting a copy, with the expansion scenarios, playing through them, and then passing it on at half cost. It would be less than movie tickets for four, if purchased in this manner, and was certainly more entertaining than many films I've seen.
On Sunday, I dropped by Doug Miller Books, where I was able to obtain a Manly Wade Wellman book, The Beyonders, that I hadn't heard of before. There was actually a fair amount of Appendix N material there, although you have to do some looking to find it. Zoinks! is another place where I've had luck rounding out my collection, as is the BMV by Bloor and Spadina.
I'm only about halfway through The Beyonders, but it is (not surprisingly) good so far. As always, when reading Appendix N fiction, I find myself considering how to express characters, situations, and creatures in Dungeon Crawl Classics terms. The Beyonders is short on creatures, so far, but otherwise would fit in well in a Chained Coffin campaign. Or in the Esoteric America of Secret Antiquities. Something involving Michael Curtis, anyway.
For this year’s Free RPG Day, I ran
Michael Curtis’ excellent adventure, Gnole House, at 401 Games in Toronto. I
had scheduled the game to start at noon, but the Free RPG Day give-away started
in-store at 10 am, and almost everything was gone by the time I got there. Nonetheless,
the store had set aside not only enough copies of the Goodman Games Free RPG
Day DCC Quick-Starter to make sure that
every player at the table got one, but I was also given a 4th
Printing rulebook to give away. And I did.
(Dueling Grounds, which had been my
previous go-to for Free RPG Day events, moved to Peterborough this spring, thus
requiring me to find a new venue. I had done one event with Hairy Tarantula,
but their downtown location closed last year. Nonetheless, I was glad to
discover that 401 Games now has more than ample space for gaming, and actually
runs a games café with a great selection.)
Because of its location, I had
imagined that there would be a good turnout for Free RPG Day, and planned for a
maximum of 10 players. I got four, three of whom had never played Dungeon Crawl
Classics before, and one of whom was an old hand who had played in my Free RPG
Day game last year.
After a brief rundown of class
abilities, each player chose a single character out of the 14 that I had
pregenerated using the tools at Purple Sorcerer. We ended up with a dwarf, a
wizard, a halfling, and a thief. Because there was no cleric, I supplied two
doses of the balm of St. Cuthbert, which could heal 1 HD when applied.
Well, the fearless PCs found their
way to the high, narrow house in the wood, looking for both clues as to the
fate of that fearless seller of cordage and the emeralds that the gnoles were believed
to own. The thief went scouting around the house on his own, prompting the
watch-gnole to leave his hollow tree. But, unlike Nuth, the other PCs weren’t
willing to allow their companions to die so easily, and shouted a warning from
where they watched from the trees.
What followed was the gnole shaking
hands and miming human customs, urging his potential next meal into the house.
I have no desire to ruin the
adventure, so at this point I am just going to say that a great time was had by
all. One player remarked that, for all his years playing D&D, he had never
actually been in a “murder house” before. The dwarf turned out to be quite the
old-school tactician, using various furnishings to create alarms that would
notify the PCs if a secret door opened, checked various pieces of furniture to
see if they moved (the secret doors were fixed in place), and so on.
Even with the balm of St. Cuthbert,
the dwarf was dropped to 0 hp twice, the halfling once, and the thief once. Only
the wizard managed to escape without coming within an inch of death. The dwarf,
who had reduced his Luck to 0, only survived by rolling a 4!
Strangely, no “1”s were rolled
during the session, and if memory serves the only critical hits were a “16”
from the halfling and a backstab from the thief. I rolled dice in the open, as
is my custom, and had the players roll damage when they were hit by any
creature. This was fortuitous, as more than once absurdly low damage rolls
saved the lives of one or another PC, and if the player hadn’t rolled it they
probably wouldn’t have believed it.
It should probably be mentioned that
the kitchen was made more disturbing when the dwarf made a sandwich.
Good times. Good times.
They forgot the fellow in the tree and, when they tried to set fire to the adventure location, were nearly undone. But, no, the dice went their way yet again! At the end of the session, before handing out swag, I was able to tell the adventurers that they were the first, since Nuth, to ever return from the House of the Gnoles.
This Saturday at 401 Games in Toronto, I will be running Michael Curtis' excellent adventure, Gnole House. Swag is provided by Goodman Games. In addition, I have a print copy of The Revelation of Mulmo (the Tentacled Edition) that someone is going home with.